Tinder Sucks

Yesterday I was reminded why Tinder sucks--It's full of assholes.

Every online dating site has an exorbitant amount (That's right you condescending prick who said I was using a "vocab word" by using the word FICKLE, I used another fucking VOCAB WORD) EXORBITANT amount of men I do not wish to fuck.

But because IM A CLASSY FUCKING BROAD I just ignore those wretched trolls. Because if you don't have something nice to say then just leave it the fuck alone.

I either delete or ignore messages from the undesirables or if I matched with them & suddenly have a change of heart I simply unmatch them. 

Easy as that. 

There's absolutely no need in drawing out a rejection or explaining in detail why someone is not qualified to see your naked wobbly bits. 

It's simply unnecessary. 

So having not given my Tinder account much attention (SEE Upcoming trip to Spain SEE ALSO Not really giving any fucks) I decided I should 'play' & try & make some new matches.

Because that's like, my JOB.

So I make a few new matches and one of them writes me right away.

"Why is it always fat girls that take pinup photos?"

I was so shocked I was actually confused. 

I started to write a reply--

Do you find insulting women gets you laid? 

--or--

Why did you bother matching with me then?

But decided instead to NOT engage or reward such idiocy with a response and simply unmatched him.

Now, it's not like this was my first encounter with an asshole on Tinder. 

I'd say I was most certainly an expert on the subject. 

Men suck. 

They're giant babies. 

And those are generally the ones I think should be inside me. 

(I make poor life choices but I have a racktastic rack so I think it makes up for it.)

But for Some. Reason. what this idiot said bothered me.

Maybe because there was NO REASON for him to write me in the first place.

Do you know how many guys match with you on Tinder and never send you a message AT ALL??

I'd say it's at least half. 

That's a lot. 

A lot of men interested enough to swipe right but not interested to send "Hey."

So this guy chose to swipe right and then write something insulting?

W H Y?

I think that's what bothered me. 

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

That's what your gender does on Tinder. 

Unless they decide they want to make the effort necessary to secure a potential sex partner. 

But this hater who probably started the IG ban of the hashtag curvy decided to make the effort to write me just to be nasty. 

And dating was already exhausting with the men I chose to actually meet.

I REALLY didn't have the energy for the men I would never meet. 

So men of Tinder, of Portlandia, I have no faith in ANY of you. 

You don't know who you are. 

You don't know what you want. 

And you don't know how to treat a woman. 

And I've fucking had ENOUGH.